Wednesday 17 June 2015

Moia and Vilanova y la Geltru

So we left Banyoles and we were going to head to Poblet as Mama likes the name of it. The last town she liked the name of was Peniscola.  We stopped overnight in a town called Moia.  It was miles away from anywhere and we parked on a very suburban front street for the night. 
Moia
 The town was very pretty and had a church.
Church in Moia
 And some statues.  We were awoken in the morning by all the school children trundling past and trying to stare in.  I was very very hot in the night and Mama said I was sleep talking.  She was worried about me but I was fine and full of beans in the morning.
Mama making me pose
 Anyhow.  We have had a rumbling coming from the front wheel for a while so Daddy said he didn't want to drive up anymore mountain tracks and we should get it fixed.
Fun
 We drove to a town with a campsite where we stopped last winter which had a lot of industry.  Mama didn't like it there but Dady said it was good for facilities.  I love it.
Playing ping pong
They have 4 swimming pools.  Toddler pools and heated pools.  Fountains and slides and bars and restaurants.
Lunch at the bar
They have jumping pillows.
Jumping Pillow
 And sun loungers
Sun Lounging
and play school with toys.
Sniffing glue at play school
 And wifi and youtube.
Wifi Youtube
And long flat roads to cycle on.
Cycling in my pyjama
 And an animatiion team to dance for me.
Animating me
And other children to play with.  Daddy got the wheel bearings fixed, new front tyres and brakes from a very nice garage.  And I had a dance. 
And a lolly.

Beautiful Banyoles. Penis

Picture of the lake
 We drive up to this really pretty natural lake in Banyoles.  We find a terrific free camping spot over looking the lake with toilets and water and bins and more importantly shade.
Picture of the lake
 A big storm starts coming in and Mama goes crazy talking about the light and taking pictures of the lake.  She rings uncle Lollo because she says he would take the best pictures here.
Picture
 She also rings Nanny and Nanny says oh no a storm.  Be careful.  So Mama says of what?  Of the golf club she is encouraging me to wave about.  Nana doesn't think it is very funny.
Another one
Anyway, Mama has taught the names of all the parts of the body.  The other day I saw a little boy naked at the swimming pool so I pointed to his penis and shouted penis.  Everyone looked really shocked.  So I have taken to shouting it out everytime I see one.  Sometimes I shout it even when I don't just to see what Daddy does.
Guess what?
 Daddy said Mama should have taught me a private word for it.  Mama said don't be so ridiculous.  What's wrong with penis.
C'mon Mama that's enough
 Daddy says we use the word bottom and not anus.  Mama said he was starting to talk out of it.  I think she got mixed up.
I'm fed up now
Anyway, she eventually stopped taking photos and getting grumpy with Dadday and we found a playground.  I just climbed up the slide and it started to rain really heavily so we had to run back to the van and shelter whilst Mama whooped at the lightening.
Haha A playground


Penis.

Free Camping Spot

Saturday 13 June 2015

Fabulous Figueras

I got fed up after we left France so Mama and Daddy decided to stop for lunch in Figueras.  Daddy just parked up on the street.  It was very hot.  We went for a walk around the town and found a really nice church.  I like to shout Look Mama whenever we go in a church and Mama says shush and rushes me out again.
Church in Figueras
Mama found out that there was a Dali museum in Figueras and it was just shutting as we tried to get in so we decided to stay the night here so that we could visit the next day.
Sure as eggs are eggs
They made me walk to the top of a very long hill to see the castle because there was a view over Roses and we could see the sea.  It was windy and it messed my hair up.
View from Castle
The next day, Mama was up at the crack of dawn dragging us all to the museum.
A taste of whats to come
I have to say that I enjoyed it.  Daddy said he wished we could have come back again later in the day and I think that was a good idea because I started to fall asleep and Mama still wanted to look.
Me and the ladies
They had lots of exciting things though.
A boat in the sky
And noone minded me touching and chatting.  There was none of that shushing business going on.
Nice roof

Nice picture
When we came out I had ice cream again.  Mama liked the town so much we stayed another night.  Parked on the side of the road like the bin wagon.
A statue